The One Where I Got Married…

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I don’t know if I mentioned it, but I recently got married. Yes, after months of preparation, a few belated weeks of stress and last-minute panic-buying from Poundland (no expense spared), it finally happened. Family and friends flew in from all corners of the globe and the country, I slept the night before, reminding myself to say I do and squeezed my eyes tight shut, hoping for no rain. Sure enough, when I woke up the sun shone bright with temperatures topping 80 degrees. Clearly, god loves the gays…
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Madge Vs Macca? Madge Wins

Last month saw new albums announced by both Madonna and Paul McCartney, music legends and traffic-stoppers in their own right. However, we think it only fair to reveal that we reckon Madonna has won with her album title MDNA, as opposed to Paul whose new oeuvre is titled Kisses On The Bottom. He’s backing it up by saying that it’s a lyric from the album’s opener, a cover of Fats Waller’s I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Write Myself A Letter – but whichever way you look at it, Madge comes over as the cool aunt while Paul’s clearly the embarrassing grandad…
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Maradona? Give Us Madonna Anyday…

News has reached us today at RealMusic Blog HQ that Diego Maradona wants to manage Aston Villa – they wanted a big name so I’m sure chairman Randy Lerner is, er, thrilled by the offer. But we’ve got a better suggestion for you Randy – ditch Maradona and hire Madonna. Think about it: she’s fit, robust, always up for a challenge and comes with her own training soundtrack ready-made. What’s more, we’d pay money to see Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer interview her about her 3-4-3 formation…


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