Evening all! It’s nearly time for THE BRITS 2010, 30th Anniversary Edition! I said that in that voice they use on the X Factor you know. I hope you got that through my typing intonation. Right then, my predictions for tonight (which are bound to be right, obviously):
1 – Lady GaGa to be a bit ker-rayzee and scoop a ton of metal.
2 – JLS to sing slightly out of tune but be lovable all the same.
3 – Take That and Robbie to announce their reunion.
4 – Robbie to do that annoying smirk to camera about once every five seconds.
5 – People to get really rather drunky-wunk.
Let’s go to the red carpet shall we where it’s slashing down…